II. Bier Club members, if sober, are obligated to give rides to fellow members(work/illness/family obligations pending.
III. If you pull the family card 3 times...DAS BOOT!
IV. DUI driving home from Bier Club=buy the next round.
V. If you choose a bier, you may allow up to two members to sample. That beer must be finished by said member.
VI. Physical Violence=expulsion.
VII. Initiating rival bier clubs=expulsion.
VIII. Three biers or no biers-unless DD.
IX. All decisions must be concluded after one bier night.
X. When a person joins the Bier Club, then quits the same night, that member is hereby removed from membership permanently!
XI. If you join Bier Club and start a card, then quit, pending pregnancy and certain other circumstances, you are hereby cut off from all existence until the card is finished.
XII. No Bier Club member is allowed to finish without another person present, to accentuate the celebration.
XIII. No Coloring!
XIV. Steiner brothers must get shirts! Scott George is Scott Steiner.
XV. Must be one "That's what she said," per meeting.
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